Buy $CAPE

Incident #001 / launched on Solana

I accidentally minted
a meme cat.
Wrong keyboard.
Right cat.

The most expensive accident in meme history. One wrong nap, one very expensive face, trading as $CAPE on Solana.

Contract address PASTE_YOUR_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE1111111111111111111

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Cate Pepe sitting on a pile of cash with the $1,900 receipt
Non-refundable

01 / The wrong keyboard

The cat stepped on the wrong key. Not the harmless one. The very, very deploy one.

02 / The nap check never fires

The loop never stops. Keystrokes pile up all day. First few transactions look normal. He goes back to his coffee and forgets about it.

03 / Deployed.

Somewhere between nap 3 and nap infinity, a meme was born. The receipt is the lore. The face is the asset. One wrong nap. One very expensive cat.

All he got is this.

Cate Pepe — the only thing the keyboard produced
INVOICE / ACCIDENTAL / NON-REFUNDABLE
Lap usage1 nap, billed at premium cat rates
ConsoleWarm laptop, unattended
SupervisionNone. Absolutely none.
Total9 lives
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CAT

EXHIBIT A / ORIGIN

Evidence exhibit A

The suspect, photographed at the scene
The suspect, photographed moments after deploy. No remorse detected.

Incident report

TimeNap o'clock, UTC
LocationA warm keyboard
DeployerOne (1) orange paw
WitnessesZero
EvidenceThis face
Suspect's statement*sleeps*

HOW TO BUY $CAPE.

Three steps. Zero thumbs required.

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Install Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Write down your seed phrase. Tell nobody.

  2. 02

    Get some SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little extra for fees.

  3. 03

    Swap for $CAPE

    Choose your amount, confirm the swap. Verify the contract address matches this page exactly. Welcome to the most expensive accident on Solana.

TOKENOMICS

Simple math, done by a cat.

Total supply0
Buy / sell tax0% / 0%
Liquidity100% burned
OwnershipRenounced
Mint & freezeRevoked
UtilityNone. He is a cat.

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He can't read. He doesn't know these exist. Perfect community manager.

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